The kids and wife are still asleep, it's so quiet in the house you could hear a mouse fart and I feel the need to post.
One exercise my friends and I used to do to pass the time in rural Canada was to think up STOOPID, unused band names that we thought were funny, and I thought I would share some of them with you. Please feel free to ridicule, comment or post some of your own.
For your consideration:
BILE MEANS
THE BENIGN TUMORS
VINNIE GERDOUCHE AND THE WET SPOTS
THE ADULT DIAPERS
FREE BOOZE
ENOCH'S FURRY REPAST
CARE BEARS DEATH CAMP
NATURE'S DEBUTANTES
MOFO'S HOLIDAY SURPRISE
JUSTIN CASE AND HIS MERRY PRANKSTERS
THE FAERIE FELLER'S MASTER STROKES
THE TIN MAN'S SHAMEFUL SECRET
COLORFUL ENEMA
VIOLENT ENEMA
EMERGENCY ROOM CHEER
SINGAPORE
PEEPING TOM AND THE ONE-EYED JACKS
FREAKAZOID!
JIM CROCE
The Baloney Ponies
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Quiet Cookie Loudermilk
Delores Polaris & Her Giant Pores
Hog Nasal Memory
Jim Croce's Stash
Croce Tiger & The Flying Daggers
The Croce Croce Coos
The Mail Members
The Dinky Tadgers
The Yankee Pudsters
They Might Be Gnats
The Wheezing Tweezers
Godspank
The Approaching Croces
The Bukkake Jockeys
Harry Nipples & The Vulvas
Eric Kyle Dysfunction & The Deadwoods
The Toxic Boxers
Jim Croce's Capo
Hitler's Titties
Pug Nacious & The 415s
Little Jimmy Croce & The Paste Eaters
Vampire Sucker & Down For The Count
The Shaved Palms
Bernie & The Hernias
T. Leary & Acid Reflux
Ducks For Elvis
Ducks For Doorways
Ducks Dig The Long Ball
Ducks Croce
That's enough
*From "Get Back" "Charles Haltry & The Deaf Aids, in which Doris Gets Her Oats."
"Hitler's Titties"? Dude, you are too funny!
ReplyDeleteA few more.....
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Brothers in Scrotal Ticks
Pregnant Honking Nuns
Tasty Christian Bitches
Old Man Toenails
Spoon the Tumor
Crotchless Maternity Thongs
It Came Out Clumped
Your Mom's Cameltoe
Shaved Granny Groins
Don't forget Gas station rose... Someone, recently, mentioned it, so it's not my idea. But I loved it nonetheless.
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ReplyDeleteHey Uncle E:
ReplyDeleteHow about: "The Outskirts Of Milton Is Considered RURAL Canada?" I find this partcularly humourous.
I also agree that "Hittler's Titties" is brilliant. "Your Mom's Cameltoe", while fairly repugnant to consider,is pretty good, as well.
Cock Ring Circus
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The Scrotum (putting 'The" in front of it makes it cool).
Fresh Babies
Douchbag and the Not So Fresh
The Squirting Hymens
Butt Plug Weasels
I have to say, however, that Hitler's Titties is rather fab; "Ladies and gentlemen, Hitler's Titties!"
I also like It Came Out Clumped; wat to go Rob.
Little known fact, Thom: my brother, Rob, did in fact come out clumped!
ReplyDeleteSorry for "outing" you, Rob!
My friend from Canada,"rumproast", had this to say about me coming from 'rural Canada", and in the spirit of full disclosure I thought I'd let you read it. He's positively right:
ReplyDelete"I think when one hears “rural Canada” they envision the wide open prairie of Saskatchewan. (Or maybe an igloo in the frozen tundra if they reside below the 49th parallel.) Not a 3 bedroom raised ranch 10 minutes from the country’s busiest highway, 30 minutes from the 5th largest city in North America!"
*damn*