Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Has Anyone Seen A Giant, 2-Story Inflatable Pig?

Roger Waters wants to know where his giant inflatable pig went after it broke free from it's tethers at the Coachella Valley Arts and Music Festival this weekend. It was last seen cruising at a comfortable altitude of 4,000 ft somewhere above the desert north of L.A. sporting a huge shit-eating grin. It's left side is adorned with the word "OBAMA", which should make it "easy to identify", according to Waters. Yes, with all the giant pigs floating around L.A. at the moment this will be of tremendous help. Thanks, "Pink".

Apparently the show organizers are offering a $10,000 reward and 4 tickets to Coachella Music Festival for life for it's safe return.

In the words of Waters himself:

"You know that I care what happens to you
And I know that you care for me
So I don't feel alone
Or the weight of the stone
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bone
And any fool knows a dog needs a home
A shelter from pigs on the wing"

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